On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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