i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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