exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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