Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
...so i touched it.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
