Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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