I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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