Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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