Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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