Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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