Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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