He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
