But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
zippers are such a cool invention
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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