I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Don't make out with my wife yet
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
