just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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