all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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