I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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