I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
someone get that fucking seahorse.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize