we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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