i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
