Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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