i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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