you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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