found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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