I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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