just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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