My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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