Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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