Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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