Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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