Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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