who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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