The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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