Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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