I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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