Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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