i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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