I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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