He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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