they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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