If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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