what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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