There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
How drunk are you?
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