so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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