So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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