My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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