I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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