thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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