GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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