sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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