with your own penis?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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