i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize