I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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