fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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