This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I will pee on everything he values.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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